From the Book
CHAPTER NINE
The Baptism of Opal Tackett
Or: The Day My Soul Clocked Out Before I Did
The Baptism of Opal Tackett is chapter nine from Brandon Losacker’s humor memoir Please Don’t Look at Me. The fluorescent lights in a nursing home don’t blink They buzz Faint…
A small look before you don’t: The fluorescent lights in a nursing home don’t blink They buzz Faint and steady like the building itself is thinking too hard Two a…
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From Please Don’t Look at Me (but also please do.), a humor memoir by Brandon Losacker.