From the Book
CHAPTER THIRTY-EIGHT
The Control Dog
Or: Nobody Wants to Hear About Your Dog
The Control Dog is chapter thirty-eight from Brandon Losacker’s humor memoir Please Don’t Look at Me. Here is the problem with this chapter You have lost a dog Statistically…
A small look before you don’t: Here is the problem with this chapter You have lost a dog Statistically almost every person holding this book has stood in a small…
The complete chapter is in the private reading room. Its public title, summary, and place in the book are here for readers, search engines, and unusually curious robots.
From Please Don’t Look at Me (but also please do.), a humor memoir by Brandon Losacker.