From the Book

CHAPTER SEVEN

Smoke Signals and Communion Suits

Or: How to Lose Your Birthday in 10 Slang Terms

Smoke Signals and Communion Suits is chapter seven from Brandon Losacker’s humor memoir Please Don’t Look at Me. At no point in my youth did I gradually become a smoker There…

A small look before you don’t: At no point in my youth did I gradually become a smoker There was no slow burn No peer pressure No cool older cousin…

The complete chapter is in the private reading room. Its public title, summary, and place in the book are here for readers, search engines, and unusually curious robots.

From Please Don’t Look at Me (but also please do.), a humor memoir by Brandon Losacker.