From the Book
CHAPTER THIRTY-ONE
Party’s Over, Dog’s Got the Pizza
Party’s Over, Dog’s Got the Pizza is chapter thirty-one from Brandon Losacker’s humor memoir Please Don’t Look at Me. Nobody tells you the truth about hosting a party at your…
A small look before you don’t: Nobody tells you the truth about hosting a party at your own house It is not a party It is an open house with…
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From Please Don’t Look at Me (but also please do.), a humor memoir by Brandon Losacker.