From the Book

CHAPTER FOURTEEN

I Didn’t Sign Up for This

I Didn’t Sign Up for This is chapter fourteen from Brandon Losacker’s humor memoir Please Don’t Look at Me. You just watched me eat a breakfast sandwich outside a courthouse…

A small look before you don’t: You just watched me eat a breakfast sandwich outside a courthouse Here is how a person gets there No I didn’t marry the Wendy’s…

The complete chapter is in the private reading room. Its public title, summary, and place in the book are here for readers, search engines, and unusually curious robots.

From Please Don’t Look at Me (but also please do.), a humor memoir by Brandon Losacker.