From the Book
COLD OPEN
Valentine’s Day, 2016
Valentine’s Day, 2016 is cold open from Brandon Losacker’s humor memoir Please Don’t Look at Me. Valentine’s Day 2016 The day after my wife moved out We hadn’t even filed yet I…
A small look before you don’t: Valentine’s Day 2016 The day after my wife moved out We hadn’t even filed yet I was eating an Egg McMuffin in my car…
The complete chapter is in the private reading room. Its public title, summary, and place in the book are here for readers, search engines, and unusually curious robots.
From Please Don’t Look at Me (but also please do.), a humor memoir by Brandon Losacker.