From the Book

CHAPTER THIRTY-FIVE

I Don’t Know Where the Lawn Went

I Don’t Know Where the Lawn Went is chapter thirty-five from Brandon Losacker’s humor memoir Please Don’t Look at Me. I think I peaked in 2000 It has been all downhill and fully…

A small look before you don’t: I think I peaked in 2000 It has been all downhill and fully buffered since Back then peaking meant owning a flatscreen that weighed…

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From Please Don’t Look at Me (but also please do.), a humor memoir by Brandon Losacker.