From the Book

CHAPTER FIVE

Alex and the Dog

Or: Something Cool to Show You

Alex and the Dog is chapter five from Brandon Losacker’s humor memoir Please Don’t Look at Me. Two doors down from us lived a kid named Alex and behind Alex’s house lived a dog…

A small look before you don’t: Two doors down from us lived a kid named Alex and behind Alex’s house lived a dog that wanted me dead That was the…

The complete chapter is in the private reading room. Its public title, summary, and place in the book are here for readers, search engines, and unusually curious robots.

From Please Don’t Look at Me (but also please do.), a humor memoir by Brandon Losacker.